lol, I thought you might like that one, Dave
Right, here am some moar then. There are too many photos to get through to try and contrive a story or anything, so we'll just go with the order they come up on Photobucket, yeah? This may take a while, bear with me. First installment...
Chrysler Three Hundred (letter car), not to be confused with the 300 (non-letter car). 1969. Sort of like a super-sized Charger innit. I guess that makes it a super-charger? Thankyou, thankyou so much.
Slightly bonkers take on the lead-sled chop rod. I believe this to be an A70 Hereford, but certainly it's some kind of 50s Austin weirdness. The truncated metalwork suits it very well, I feel
An Allard J2, the original turn-key gentleman's racer. American muscle meets British design and handling prowess. Winner
No wonder the police in the 70s had a reputation for extreme curtness and disgruntlement. It's because they had to pursue knavish villains and blaggards in their MkII Jags using the worst example of miss-construed Leyland optimism ever unleashed on an undeserving motorist. Yep, the Allegro. 1300 Super, mind. None of your crap...
Amazons go a long way to dispel the fuddy-duddy image associated with your average Volvo driver (or Volvons, as they're correctly called). They look superb whether stock-ish and tidy...
...or slammed and moody on moondiscs
This is not your average Anglia, this. Not just on tyte rimmage and sprayed in glorious colour, but also stuffed full of Cosworth YB engine, I guess this would have to be an Angrier. Arf
Insouciant racy Aston parked miles away on the exit road, not sure if it was anything to do with the show but felt it was worth papping anyway!
More Austin weirdness, the in-no-way overblown old emblem as seen on the ubiquitous Sevens and that Herbert Austin was so proud of he even insisted badge-engineered cars such as the Jaguar (then Swallow) versions retained the badge. Let's see... wings? check? Steering column? check. Steering wheel like angelic halo? check. Wheels pounding up dustcloud? check. Any more motoring motifs we need to fit in? Maybe a lightning bolt as well? Hmmmm, too much?
Strange to think as defining a muscle car as the Hemi 'cuda sprang from such relatively humble origins as the Barracuda, but that's the beauty of the old American car philosophy; a performance package to suit every price point. This '65 model predates even the embossed fish emblem that came a year later, making do with a geometric motif on the surround of the rear windscreen that is still one of the largest pieces of automotive glass ever commissioned
Funny to see amidst the literally zillions (welllllll... OK, not literally. Trillions, maybe) of gurt big American pickups a very Yankee looking truck that actually hails from the Midlands; a Bedford Type J
Always plenty of aircooled goodness anywhere you go, as befits a car that was both ubiquitous and now, curiously, collectible and valuable. I always have time for a nice Beetle.
Not seen this before. Flocked wheels! Not sure how durable a finish this will be, or how easy to keep clean, but from what I remember of the abuse I used to mete out to Action Man their heads proved seriously durable and robust, and they were essentially flocked, so maybe this is the way to go
Money, apparently, can't buy you love... although it can buy you a reasonable facsimile of it including amyl nitrate and ladyboys, anywhere along the Reeperbahn as long as the cash holds out. Another thing it can't buy you is patination of this quality. Only time's celestial paintbrush can achieve such purity. And clear up that awful burning itch you picked up in Hamburg
Not sure how useful this will be for an air-cooled engine's airflow... nor, for that matter, as a spare wheel without a tyre, but it does look quite cool and I guess it's a pleasant variation on the contrived scene roofrack with achingly retro junk bestrew in a deliberately nonchalant style across it. Short version; me likes
Me likes this Beetle/Van/Hotrod/Torture device/Sex dungeon on wheels, too. Nahhh, you can never have too much black nor too many spikes. And barbed wire is actually very underrated for its protective properties as, say, a timing belt cover. Never again would you be so grateful to just get your fingers trapped in a moving pulley as after getting too close to this thing
BelAirs seem to be becoming the Ford Escort of the show scene... i.e. there appears to be one on every street corner... whilst the Escort becomes some sort of blue-collar unobtanium about as accessible to the man in the street as a Blower Bentley or the third moon of Arcturus IV. Which is a shame, because over-exposure inevitably compromises appeal and when it gets to the point you're thinking, "God, not another BelAir, I just CBA" soemthing's gone wrong. Let's try to re-ignite some BelAir love, shall we? For example, this '54 aptly named "The Beast" looks meaner than a failed chainsaw juggler. Not the sort of thing you'd want to take home to meet your mother. Or even to have run over your foot. Not sure what its wheel trims have come from, but I'm sure they're not OE Chevy... maybe a 50s Dodge Coronet or Custom Royal or something?
This '55 looks tough enough from the rear, and clearly a dragster pure and simple. From the front the giant 'charger and wastegate poking through the hood and sharing space with the iconic rocket mascot hint at its capabilities
...and that's part of the problem with the ubiquity of BelAirs (well, for me anyway). I always think "oooh, that's a nice shot there" and then download the pics... and file it away with the other hundred almost-identical photos I've taken of '55 BelAir mascots. Somehow it's a car that just needs to be red, though. Unlike the Da Vinci Code, which doesn't deserve to be read at all, only to be used as nicely-wrapped firelighters. Appalling blight on the face of literature (this joke only really works if you tend to read these threads out loud to yourself, of course, and thus the play on the "red/read" homophone would work well... but anyone in earshot would probably think you were a bit odd)
with that said, this black '55 makes a compelling case for itself. Billet wheels can neither be cheap, easy to clean, nor particularly loved by the MOT man...
By 1960 I always feel the BelAir was looking a bit run down, poor thing. The face had gone all "corporate Chevy" and lost its cheeky wide grin and even the once-proud and pert fins had sort of flopped over as though you'd finally got to meet Mae West only to find age and gravity had wreaked their worst and it was all held up by strapping, smoke and mirrors. But then that black one they did on Fast'n'Loud did a lot to revoke my disillusionment, and even the silly aeroplane flying down the side doesn't upset me any more. As an aside, note the campest ever photobomb by a random passer-by from the bloke in the beige loafers and pink shirt. Oooooh, hullloooooooo, sailor!
See? this is what we like, proper pert and alert upright fins, none of your droopy Dame Ednas
By '65 they were even more "corporate-Chevy"-looking, although now in a good way (and I stress this is only my own personal bigotr...ahhh... opinion. They look to me like they should be black, low, shiny, and preferably driven by Tony Montana waving a blooper-equipped M16 out of the window while shrieking crack whores party in the back seat
The missus has finally gone to bed so I can get in to watch Match of the Day now. please check back regular-like for further updates. The cars, not the football O_o